SEC Cancels Landmark Crypto Regulatory Meeting Because Someone Checked the Wrong Google Calendar
Wall Street's favorite babysitter, the SEC, dramatically called off a heavily anticipated open meeting meant to evaluate a new 'Regulation Crypto Assets' framework because of a sudden scheduling clash. Bureaucrats couldn't find an open slot between panic-printing subpoenas and long lunch breaks. Out here in Todos Santos, we completely understand; half the time the local taco truck closes early due to a 'spiritual alignment,' so missing a digital asset regulatory breakthrough feels entirely normal.