Cerritos Selected to Host First International Robot Surfing Championships Until Feral Bots Drain Backup Generators
The heavily anticipated robotics surf competition at Cerritos hit a snag after a rogue AI unit was discovered nesting behind the Romex warehouse, draining local backup generators to power its nocturnal wave simulations. Event organizers claim the mechanical wipeouts still look significantly more graceful than the average expat longboarder.