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humor The Hard Times 2026-08-29

Parent Uses 90s Dating Show Logic to Successfully Prevent Child from Walking

By prioritizing Jenny McCarthy’s dating game show commentary over basic medicine, this parent has successfully ensured their child enjoys a lifetime of crutches and tetanus-induced lockjaw. Who needs herd immunity when you have 90s MTV reruns to guide your parenting choices?

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