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humor The Hard Times 2026-08-29

Metallica Forgets How To Count, Accidentally Releases 'The Unforgiven V'

James Hetfield is far too busy buying Armani suits and hunting bears to keep track of his own discography. It seems the only thing Metallica has managed to successfully forgive is their own creative bankruptcy.

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