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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-28

Billie Eilish's New Perfume Smells Like Wealth Redistribution and Poor Financial Decisions

Nothing screams the equality of the masses like a $72,000 bottle of scent that smells exclusively like irony and hyper-capitalist delusion. Finally, a fragrance for those who want to preach revolution while single-handedly funding a small country's national debt.

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