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humor The Onion 2026-08-28

Trump caught on video aggressively twirling kitchen knives

The President was filmed doing a dizzying knife-dance in the White House, sparking a wellness check. GOP leaders claim he was just doing his best Shakira impression, because clearly, the kitchen is where real diplomacy happens.

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