Fartcoin dropped roughly 5% to $0.18 as traders questioned its short-term momentum, while other meme tokens continued their chaotic circus. Up in Silicon Valley, crypto-bros are hyperventilating over digital cartoon animal charts. Down here in the Baja desert, we are watching a stray dog sleep under a palapa and wondering why anyone would trade pesos for an AI-generated joke token when the afternoon breeze finally kicked in off the Sea of Cortez.