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humor The Daily Mash 2026-08-28

Older Drinkers Panic as Youth Fail to Keep the Pubs Profitable

The generation that spent decades mastering the art of the pub crawl is horrified that younger adults aren't interested in liver failure. Younger folks have caught on: let the elders drink themselves to an early grave, they just want the inheritance.

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