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humor De Speld 2026-08-28

Professional loner hits 500+ LinkedIn connections while desperately seeking a personality

Joost has successfully gamified his sad, empty existence by collecting digital strangers instead of actual human friends. He’s now looking for a 'new challenge,' which will likely involve updating his 'typing diploma' status while his only colleagues remain an automated notification bot.

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