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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-27

Trump promises cheaper groceries by rebranding everything 'America'

Finally, a real economic genius! I suppose if you label a $12 box of cereal 'America Granola,' it automatically tastes like freedom and doesn't hurt your wallet as much.

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