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humor The Hard Times 2026-08-27

LGBTQ+ Community Locks Down Cher and Liza in Padded Safe House

Terrified by the sudden losses of their legends, the queer community has effectively turned an Airbnb into a Fort Knox of bubble wrap and non-slip mats to keep Cher and Liza alive. They are essentially treating these icons like fragile porcelain dolls under 24/7 guard.

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