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humor The Onion 2026-08-27

Rockstar Cancels GTA VI After Leaks, Tells Fans To Go Pound Sand

Rockstar developers smashed their servers because internet spoilers ruined the surprise, effectively teaching gamers that if they can't play nice, they get absolutely nothing. Honestly, watching a multi-billion dollar company throw a tantrum is more entertaining than the game itself.

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