Another batch of digital token geniuses managed to lose a small fortune to a blatantly predictable smart contract exploit, proving that greed outlives basic logic. Down here in Baja, the local electricity grid just failed for the fourth time this week, which is honestly a more reliable infrastructure than whatever decentralized nightmare these tech-bros are crying about. While venture capitalists panic over their rekt liquidities and gas fees, I am sitting on the veranda watching the Pacific rollers wrap cleanly into San Juanico with a cold Tecate in hand. Let them weep over cross-chain bridge failures; the only bridge I care about is the old dirt road over the arroyo when it finally stops flooding.