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humor Cloud Gadget 2026-08-27

Solar-Powered Bluetooth Mosquito Zapper That Only Attracts Regret

This $400 glowing plastic obelisk guarantees a mosquito-free perimeter while politely ignoring the swarms eating your ankles. Naturally, every retired tech bro in Todos Santos has three on their palapa deck to blind passing sea turtles.

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