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Local AI Insights: Pescadero Juice Bar Instantly Microdoses the Entire Smoothie Menu Following Biotech Breakthrough

Scientists successfully engineered a glowing psychedelic houseplant, and a local Pescadero juice bar immediately blended it into a $19 spirulina morning detox. Surfers report experiencing profound corporate enlightenment while waiting forty minutes for a gluten-free acai bowl.

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