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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-26

Texas High School Considers Radical Experiment: Integrating Actual Academics Into Football

In a move that has surely confused every booster club member in Texas, a school is suggesting that players might actually need to learn things in a classroom. Next, they'll suggest football players should be able to read the playbook without using crayons.

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