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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-26

Girl Scouts Unveil New Badge For Child Brides

The Girl Scouts are really pushing the envelope on extracurricular activities, offering a badge for child marriage. I suppose sewing patches and selling cookies just wasn't archaic enough for the modern youth.

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