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humor De Speld 2026-08-26

Gas Experts Say Dutch Storage Is Half Full, Stop Being Such A Buzzkill

Experts insist that having only 45 percent of our gas left is a spiritual journey rather than a crisis. Apparently, filling the tank is just a 'byproduct of life,' much like my swamp-dwelling existence is a byproduct of poor real estate choices.

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