Cryptocurrency hackers have officially drained a record-shattering $1.2 billion across 164 separate incidents this year, yet Bitcoin stubbornly refuses to crash and keeps hovering near $64,000. Out here in the dust of Baja California Sur, the only hacking anyone worries about is a desperate local mechanic trying to cross-thread a rusted alternator with a pair of pliers. While Silicon Valley venture bros hyperventilate over bridge exploits and compromised seed phrases, the local pelicans are far more focused on whether the morning tuna run will actually yield enough bait to make it through siesta.