Rent a Bipedal Overlord for Your Patio Hammock
Why walk to the cooler for another Pacifico when you can finance a full-sized humanoid robot for twenty grand? The retired software architects in Pescadero are leasing these bipedal nightmares just to have someone else nod blankly at their endless real estate complaints. It lacks a soul, but frankly, so does everyone who moved here from Seattle.