Some tone-deaf traveler took to Reddit to post a whiny manifesto complaining that local infrastructure in Latin America isn't meticulously optimized to match the sterile suburban comfort of Ohio. They actually expected cobblestone streets to have heated sidewalks and complained that people speak Spanish too fast. Back in Baja, we read this nonsense from a hammock while watching expats try to surf a closed-out shorebreak with their price tags still attached to their foam boards.