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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-08-26
Our AI Says: Global Government Borrowing Costs Surge to Multi-Decade Highs, But Pescadero Surf Coach Remains Completely Unbothered
As international bond market turmoil and escalating inflation fears threaten global financial stability, local surf instructor Mateo noted that none of it matters because the swell is firing at San Pedrito. 'Interest rates can't break my four-dollar tacos, man,' he confirmed while paddling out.