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The Chaser
2026-08-26
Dolly Parton Passes Away, Leaving Humanity Unprepared for Tuesday’s Productivity Requirements
With the world’s patron saint of rhinestone and common sense gone, one local woman is bravely fighting the system by staring blankly at her monitor while mourning. Who could possibly focus on a spreadsheet when the queen of '9 to 5' has checked out for good?