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humor The Beaverton 2026-08-25

Doug Ford Challenges Trump to a Parking Lot Corruption Cage Match

In the most depressing schoolyard brawl of the century, Ontario’s finest is ready to settle who is more corrupt behind an Etobicoke high school. Honestly, the only winner here is the popcorn vendor selling tickets to this absolute dumpster fire.

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