Bitcoin managed to flirt past the $80,000 threshold this week amid a wave of institutional ETF inflows and macro tailwinds, prompting tech bros in Los Cabos to hyperventilate over their cold-pressed juices. Down at the malecon, however, local fishermen greeted the historic financial milestone with a polite blank stare before demanding 120 pesos cash for a smoked marlin burrito. Nobody down here gives a damn about the debasement trade when the afternoon breeze is bringing in a fresh dorado run.