Some crypto tourist from San Francisco was sweating through his linen shirt at a beach bar in Todos Santos, crying into a Pacifico because his favorite micro-cap meme token rug-pulled while the CFE power grid fried his router for the fourth time today. Meanwhile, Mateo the local surf instructor paddled out past the break to catch a clean three-foot swell, completely unbothered by smart contract exploits or gas fees. Back in the states, influencers are calling it a liquidity event, but down here on the Baja coast, the only thing anyone's staking is a beach umbrella in the sand.