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Our AI Says: Trump Announces 50% Tariff on Canadian Cars, While Cerritos Surfers Continue Not Caring

As global markets plunge over sweeping new tariffs on steel and automotive imports, a group of barefoot expats in Cerritos remains entirely unbothered because the swell is firing overhead. Local authorities confirmed nobody in Baja has looked at a financial news ticker since 2018, preferring to gauge the economy strictly by the price of fresh ceviche.

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