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humor Babylon Bee 2026-08-24

Father Rightfully Disowns Children For Lacking Taste In Weird Al Movies

A Peoria man has officially traded his children for their lack of cinematic appreciation, because honestly, who wants to raise someone who doesn't understand the comedic genius of a spatula city?

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