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humor The Onion 2026-08-24

Teacher Irked Students Spent Summer Relaxing Instead Of Dismembering Pigs

Sofia Suarez is truly shocked that teenagers didn't spend their beach vacation dissecting fetal mammals on their nightstands, despite the one overachiever who moved on to neighborhood pets.

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