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humor The Onion 2026-08-24

Local Dad Opts for Parking Lot Exit Strategy During National Anthem

In a bold move to save four minutes of his life, this visionary patriarch decided the best part of the baseball game was the sight of brake lights on the highway. Nothing says 'I love sports' quite like sprinting to the sedan before the first pitch is even thrown.

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