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humor The Onion 2026-08-24

Swalwell’s Spy Romance: Because Nothing Says 'Geopolitics' Like Pillow Talk

Eric Swalwell confirms he had a little 'physical' extracurricular activity with a suspected Chinese spy, proving that national security is best handled horizontally. It’s reassuring to know our leaders are busy getting compromised in the most embarrassing way possible.

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