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humor The Onion 2026-08-24

Local Dad Casually Ruins Dinner by Dropping Werewolf Truth Bombs

Between bites of pulled pork, a father decided his family wasn't traumatized enough and declared that werewolves are real and silver bullets are the only way out. Nothing says 'stable family dynamic' like forcing your children to watch YouTube conspiracy videos during dessert.

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