Federal Reserve Threatens More Rate Hikes While Pescadero Surf Stays Head-High
Federal Reserve minutes hint at looming interest rate hikes as persistent inflation refuses to budge. Down in Baja, local expats are deeply distressed to learn this might affect the wire transfer for their third artisanal mezcal lounge. Fortunately, chest-high sets rolling into Cerritos have successfully cured everyone of giving a single damn.