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humor De Speld 2026-08-24

Feyenoord Bosses Don Masks to Denounce Hooligans, But Can't Find Their Spines

Feyenoord executives donned literal balaclavas to timidly critique their own fans' violence, proving that hiding your face is easier than actually disciplining the thugs. They described the firework-wielding attackers as 'reasonable people,' which really says everything you need to know about the management's grip on reality.

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