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humor The Onion 2026-08-23

DOJ Grants Felons a Second Chance at Target Practice

Because nothing says 'public safety' like ensuring convicted felons get a fresh opportunity to test their aim. It’s comforting to know the government finally prioritized the right to bear arms over the minor inconvenience of public danger.

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