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humor Cloud Woo Woo 2026-08-23

Hoodoo Bone Powder & Crystal Confetti for Discerning Desert Mystics

A charming little $35 jar of mixed graveyard dirt and tumbled quartz designed to align your chakras while you ignore local water shortages. Pescadero expats are currently snorting it metaphorically—and occasionally literally—to heal their inner child after a rough yoga retreat.

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