Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Global Trade Collapses Under 50% Tariffs, But Pescadero Still Out of Oat Milk
As international markets reel from sweeping economic isolationism and collapsing trade deals, local expatriates remain entirely unfazed by macroeconomic chaos. Residents agreed that global supply chain failures pale in comparison to the existential crisis of the Tuesday CFE blackout hitting right during the artisanal sourdough delivery.