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Local AI Insights: Pescadero Juice Bar Begins Microdosing Genetically Engineered Psychedelic Plants

Local scientists have successfully engineered a botanical hybrid that induces profound cosmic revelations exclusively between the hours of 7:00 AM and yoga class. The town's premier organic smoothie vendor has immediately incorporated it into the morning menu, causing three tech founders to permanently transcend earthly commerce.

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