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humor Cloud Woo Woo 2026-08-22

Charged Volcanic Moon Stone For Clearing Your Third-Eye Chakra

Hand-carved by spiritually flexible accountants in Ohio, this $180 chunk of basalt promises to realign your aura before yoga class. Pescadero retirees line up to buy them, hoping the rocks will finally cure their recurring hangovers from organic damiana wine.

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