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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-08-22
Local AI Insights: Cerritos Selected to Host First International Robot Surfing Championships
Autonomous surfbots have officially displaced local expats in the lineup, effortlessly carving rights at Cerritos while refusing to tip their OXXO cashier. Organizers note that the robots' complete lack of spiritual chakra alignment has given them a distinct competitive advantage in wave selection.