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humor Duffel Blog 2026-08-21

Pentagon Launches 'Send Someone Else' Initiative for Chickenhawk Warmongers

The military has helpfully clarified that if you’re a wealthy politician who loves war, you’re exempt from actually fighting in it. It’s comforting to know that our leaders are far too important to participate in the disasters they create.

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