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humor The Onion 2026-08-21

Zuckerberg’s Yacht Allegedly Too Busy to Hear the Cries of Drowning Peasants

Mark Zuckerberg’s massive boat failed to notice a tiny vessel in distress, and honestly, can you blame them? It’s hard to hear the common folk when your yacht is insulated by layers of pure, unadulterated indifference and billions of dollars.

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