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humor The Onion 2026-08-21

Karaoke Night Ruined by Imagining Guy Practicing Sad Morrissey Songs Alone

Watching a man perform karaoke is bad, but imagining him practicing those sad, dramatic moves alone in his apartment is a special kind of tragedy. It turns out the only thing worse than hearing a bad singer is picturing their lonely rehearsals.

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