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humor Cloud Crypto Desk 2026-08-21

SEC Drops 400-Page Token Rulebook While Congress Goes Surfing

The SEC published a massive 400-page 'Regulation Crypto Assets' framework while the U.S. Senate fled town for a vacation, leaving two conflicting regulatory monsters to fight it out. Down here in Baja, we couldn't care less about SEC safe harbors or jurisdictional turf wars because the Pacific water temp is perfect and the local taco stand takes cash only anyway.

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