A deeply traumatized tourist took to Reddit to launch an apocalyptic complaint about Tulum, bitterly whining that local tacos cost real money, the private beaches are crowded, and vendors keep trying to sell them coconuts. They lamented feeling like a "walking wallet" just because they willingly flew into a luxury resort trap without reading a single history book. Here in Baja, we read the review while sipping lukewarm Tecates, deeply hoping this fragile soul packs their artisanal linen shirts and stays far away from our taco stands forever.