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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-08-21
Our AI Says: Global Energy Price Shocks Met With Total Indifference as Surf is Firing at San Pedrito
As international markets collapse and energy prices skyrocket, local expats sipping $9 artisanal cold brews in Todos Santos agreed they simply do not care. Everyone is too busy trying to catch a wave and figuring out why the OXXO ATM is out of cash again.