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Local AI Insights: US Air Force Purchases Banned DJI Drones to Navigate Cerritos Dust Storms

Looking for the ultimate hostile training environment, military officials deployed surveillance drones directly into the path of speeding Aquila buses and aggressive jumping chollas. The drones were promptly intercepted by munchies delivery drivers demanding QR codes.

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