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humor The Onion 2026-08-20

Young Boy Witness To The Horrifying Exposure Of Father's Lower Back

A nine-year-old boy experienced a formative trauma when his father bent over to pick up a ping-pong ball. That fleeting, pale strip of skin revealed an uncomfortable truth: his dad is merely a fragile mortal, and the boy will one day inherit those same questionable moles.

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