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humor The Onion 2026-08-20

Woman navigates local music venue like a tactical soldier avoiding her ex-boyfriends

Penelope Frasier has turned a fun concert night into a high-stakes stealth mission to avoid her collection of past romances. Truly, the only thing more dangerous than a mosh pit is your own questionable dating history.

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