According to Coinbase's latest earnings report, over 97% of on-chain AI agent transactions are now running on the x402 protocol, autonomously setting fire to digital funds without requiring a single human to cry about it. Down here in Baja, the local electric grid drops out more frequently than a shitcoin's market cap, leaving us entirely unbothered by robotic micro-payments. While Silicon Valley nerds celebrate algorithmic artificial intelligence buying useless data packets, the only intelligent agent I care about is the local fisherman selling fresh yellowtail out of a cooler for actual pesos.